Monday, September 27, 2004
"Katna Zindagi Ka Niyam Hai ... "
Finally, I've got sometime to sit and put together my piece of mind at one place.
After loooong I guess, (with special reference to Pi) I'm putting something other than "mooning over girls in my life" ... lol
And the reason is the the title of this post itself - Really BIG time kat gaya (I got screwed up) :-( ... And tht always happens with me on 16-Sep of every year (Waise to roz hi hota hai ... but if I go on stating everything:
1) I'll have to fill the whole webpage everyday.
2) All I'll do in office is state the accounts of "katna"
3) U'll think I'm jinxed ... HeHehe
Whatever!
The sequence of events is as follows:
Heyyyy ... By the way ... I must clarify this before anyone makes any prejudices - I'm not what I'll be portrayed at the end of the post ... Seriously!
8:54am - Caught a fast train from Andheri Local Station (Mumbai) to go to Mumbai Central for office.
9:25am - Reached Mumbai Central and got down on Platform No. 3 Agenda ahead - To catch a slow train from Platform No.1 to go in opposite direction to my office in Mahalaxmi Station
9:27am - Crossed tracks no 3 and 2 to climb on Platform no 1
9:28am - A guy comes to me, put his arm on my shoulder - says - "Chalo beta ... Patri paar kar rahe the naa?"
9:29am - Before I realise the gravity of the situation, I have 2 ppl on both the sides each, escorting me somewhere.
[I shouldn't forget to mention here that I'd realised that I'll be fined for crossing the railway lines, but dunno why do I wish to go along with new experiments - Thot, rather than offering 100-200 bucks as bribe to the guy, I should go along with him to see what happens next if you're caught this way :-( .. So much for the experience! ]
9:40am - I'm made to sit in their office with 9 other guys, 2 are below 18years of age, so they're left unattended.
9:50am - A guy in police uniform enters in "our" room, and starts filling in "chargesheets" ... [Yes! I'm a registered criminal now :-( ]
10:20am - We all have been registered in police records. The agenda ahead - To take us to the magistrate who'll fine us :-(
10:30am - We all are made to stand in a line - handcuffs put on our hands, in a way tht we all are linked as a line.
10:40am-11:20am - Our "group" is walked over the Mumbai Central Local Platforms, overbridges, Mumbai Central Railway Station and the road outside, till we reach the court.
11:20am - The ordeal is still not over. The magistrate is late today. He'll come at 12:30pm. So we all are made to take off our shoes, socks, bags, switch off the cell phones and quietly put behind the bars in lockup.
11:40am - I callup my friend to gimme some 500 odd bucks so that I can pay the fine rather than being put in jail :-
12:00noon - The friend comes from office, lends me the money, and runs away just to make sure tht he's not caught helping me in any regards.
12:40pm - The magistrate finally arrives.
12:50pm - The "Dadar group" is taken before the magistrate first.
[Tht was so very unfair as "our group" had come first ... hehe .. so much for being funny right now! ]
1:10pm - I'm brought before the judge.
Now, I must point out that this was my first time tht I'd been loosing the virginity of my criminal life :D ... So had expected the judge to ask me how was I doing in Bbay, or how did I find the city, or atleast how was I feeling at that very moment? But tht mean guy didnot talk to me anything else other than this:
Judge - Naam?
Me - "Said the name, expecting for more, and interactive questions"
Judge - Baap ka naam?
Me - "Said the name, expecting some better than this useless question"
Judge - Kabool hai?
Me - "Haan!" [Expecting tht he'd atleast now ask me something better :D]
Judge - 300 rupaye!
Tht's tht!:-(
1:30pm - Came out to pay the fine in a small room, and was back to the office in about half an hour!
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Now look, I, by no means, should be pictured as a registered criminal, which I've become now against my wishes.May my sweet innocent life rest in peace :-(
P.S. I've had enough "getting f**ked up" incidences other than this too, after 16-Sep, but I guess, this should be enuf for few days to come :-
After loooong I guess, (with special reference to Pi) I'm putting something other than "mooning over girls in my life" ... lol
And the reason is the the title of this post itself - Really BIG time kat gaya (I got screwed up) :-( ... And tht always happens with me on 16-Sep of every year (Waise to roz hi hota hai ... but if I go on stating everything:
1) I'll have to fill the whole webpage everyday.
2) All I'll do in office is state the accounts of "katna"
3) U'll think I'm jinxed ... HeHehe
Whatever!
The sequence of events is as follows:
Heyyyy ... By the way ... I must clarify this before anyone makes any prejudices - I'm not what I'll be portrayed at the end of the post ... Seriously!
8:54am - Caught a fast train from Andheri Local Station (Mumbai) to go to Mumbai Central for office.
9:25am - Reached Mumbai Central and got down on Platform No. 3 Agenda ahead - To catch a slow train from Platform No.1 to go in opposite direction to my office in Mahalaxmi Station
9:27am - Crossed tracks no 3 and 2 to climb on Platform no 1
9:28am - A guy comes to me, put his arm on my shoulder - says - "Chalo beta ... Patri paar kar rahe the naa?"
9:29am - Before I realise the gravity of the situation, I have 2 ppl on both the sides each, escorting me somewhere.
[I shouldn't forget to mention here that I'd realised that I'll be fined for crossing the railway lines, but dunno why do I wish to go along with new experiments - Thot, rather than offering 100-200 bucks as bribe to the guy, I should go along with him to see what happens next if you're caught this way :-( .. So much for the experience! ]
9:40am - I'm made to sit in their office with 9 other guys, 2 are below 18years of age, so they're left unattended.
9:50am - A guy in police uniform enters in "our" room, and starts filling in "chargesheets" ... [Yes! I'm a registered criminal now :-( ]
10:20am - We all have been registered in police records. The agenda ahead - To take us to the magistrate who'll fine us :-(
10:30am - We all are made to stand in a line - handcuffs put on our hands, in a way tht we all are linked as a line.
10:40am-11:20am - Our "group" is walked over the Mumbai Central Local Platforms, overbridges, Mumbai Central Railway Station and the road outside, till we reach the court.
11:20am - The ordeal is still not over. The magistrate is late today. He'll come at 12:30pm. So we all are made to take off our shoes, socks, bags, switch off the cell phones and quietly put behind the bars in lockup.
11:40am - I callup my friend to gimme some 500 odd bucks so that I can pay the fine rather than being put in jail :-
12:00noon - The friend comes from office, lends me the money, and runs away just to make sure tht he's not caught helping me in any regards.
12:40pm - The magistrate finally arrives.
12:50pm - The "Dadar group" is taken before the magistrate first.
[Tht was so very unfair as "our group" had come first ... hehe .. so much for being funny right now! ]
1:10pm - I'm brought before the judge.
Now, I must point out that this was my first time tht I'd been loosing the virginity of my criminal life :D ... So had expected the judge to ask me how was I doing in Bbay, or how did I find the city, or atleast how was I feeling at that very moment? But tht mean guy didnot talk to me anything else other than this:
Judge - Naam?
Me - "Said the name, expecting for more, and interactive questions"
Judge - Baap ka naam?
Me - "Said the name, expecting some better than this useless question"
Judge - Kabool hai?
Me - "Haan!" [Expecting tht he'd atleast now ask me something better :D]
Judge - 300 rupaye!
Tht's tht!:-(
1:30pm - Came out to pay the fine in a small room, and was back to the office in about half an hour!
----------------------------
Now look, I, by no means, should be pictured as a registered criminal, which I've become now against my wishes.May my sweet innocent life rest in peace :-(
P.S. I've had enough "getting f**ked up" incidences other than this too, after 16-Sep, but I guess, this should be enuf for few days to come :-
# -:- Priyank Sharma -:- 9:49 PM 
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